Friday, 3 August 2018

Post-mortem Friday


Woza Friday!

Apologies for last week. I actually have no explanation or excuse for not posting something on that day. Perhaps people should start paying for articles on Airtel Money or TNM Mpamba to keep me motivated. Either way. Pepani. It won’t happen again. I hope.

Having interacted with a lot of people over the past two days, I was bombarded with a lot of ideas on what to write about on this particular day. Two of them, however, struck me and when it came to drafting this article, I quickly turned to the two conversations and jumped on the keypad.

If you are not in a happy relationship, you probably have noticed that there is some sort of war or blame game on why the longevity of many relationships is not that impressive and why many people are not happy in their relationships. Men blame it on women and women point their blaming fingers to men. Well. One good lady friend of mine had an answer to that and it came in the form of a picture status on WhatsApp. The picture status was an anonymous quote which stipulated that so long as men do not open up to their women about the demons they are struggling with; love is going to remain a temporary emotion. Those are not the exact words but that was the message. Iyiyi tiisiye kaye pomwepa for now.

Earlier today, when I posted flyers of tomorrow’s events (three engagements and a wedding), I got under a heavy barrage of judgmental questions on when I was going to stop posting about friends’ weddings and do my own. My response to one of those who were asking the “not-so-clever” question (at Richie Online we try to avoid the word stupid when we are not talking politics) was a simple reflection of the question to the one who posed it. To back myself up, I used the fact that he is in a relationship and I am not, which makes that particular human a better candidate to answer the question than I am. The response? “That one is not marriage material and I will soon be single.”

You now know where this is going, don’t you?

The “not marriage material” response to my question triggered memories of the initial conversation. When I had seen the post about love being a temporary emotion, I engaged the young lady and asked her whether she thought that was what was wrong with modern day relationships. We spiraled into a long post-mortem on zibwenzi zanu zinatha zija. That is what I want to share now. Relax and take notes, because this article is the Richie Online version of that post-mortem.

Rather related to the “not marriage material” response was the fact that people do not take much time to get to know each other before falling head first in love (or whatever that is, probably not love). We have a generation that has gotten into the habit of getting into what I call accelerated relationships. You meet a person today, get their number, text them all night for three days in a row and then arrange for a meeting. In this modern setting, someone can transform from a total stranger to bae in 9.2 days (on average). The 10th day? Sex. People are getting to become other people’s baes without going through the process of becoming. In the end what happens is that people end up parting (not sure whether this qualifies as a breakup) on the promise that they discovered that their partner had some attributes that were not good. Avoidable, right? Yes and no.

One could argue that giving things a bit of time could solve this issue while some would say that people are good at hiding their character. Muona kuti mupanga bwanji. Izizi mupanga conclude nokha.

Did I mention sex in the other paragraph? Yeah. That is the other thing that is leading to some of these untimely deaths of relationships. Here is the thing. Sex is a very complex thing; so complex so that in one of his lectures, one Dr Chiwoza Bandawe once told our class that sex is very emotional, spiritual, psychological and political. Having reflected upon that line over the years, I have gotten to appreciate the fact that the main point behind it is that whatever sexual activity one does affects pretty much every aspect of their life… for a long time. This is probably why most cultures and spiritual grouping advocate for the confinement of sex in marital union. It’s probably less damaging that way.

The simple psychology of sex (according to one Chris Rock) is that whenever a man and a woman meet and click, they almost always have the ultimate go of getting at it. That is Chris Rock. If we are to assume  that he is right, process that is considered normal is that of getting to know each other, dating and getting into a matrimonial union before doing it; then… Ultimate goal achieved. In the later day, however, people get to the ultimate goal on day 10 after knowing each other on day zero. In line with the psychology, people get satisfied and have no reason for fighting on through their disagreements and differences. Boom! Breakup. The other funny thing about sex is that it is easy to refrain from it when you haven’t tasted the fruit. What happens in the end is that we create a downward spiral in which when one relationship ends because of sex, we go into another without that fear of replicating the situation. Here is where the concept of matrimonial union becomes interesting. If you get there without tasting the fruit, whatever happens after you do it doesn't matter much because you are confined to that unbreakable union. At least on paper.  

There you go. I just broke it down for you.

It really got to me when I got to realize that some people think that the modern day relationship problem lies in the fact that men do not open up about the demons they struggle with. I would like to believe that it is not only men who have skeletons in their closets, although I would say that in my own experiences and observations it is men, more than women, who have this problem. The issue is just that it gets hard to open up when you anticipate a reaction that is not favorable. I, for example have my own issues, and if I am to open up, I would want to open up to a mature person who would help me up, other than one who would judge me thus throwing me deep in my issues and making me lose hope for a positive change. Perhaps we all have to learn to listen if others are to open up to us. Mwina dzikoli can change for the better, abale ndi alongo.

At the end of it all, the point of this is that we need to get to know our spouses better at every stage of the journey before proceeding to the next one. The other point? Intimacy should come after commitment. Izi za wadya balalikani izi is damaging our society.

Ndanena ndanena!

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