It is only the 8th of January but we are already
on the second Friday of the year. That entails that we should be having the
second Richie Online article of the year and luckily the team at the HQ has
committed to giving you 52 articles on all Fridays and other mid-week specials.
How cool is that?
This, I must say is one fast-paced year for the world at large and Malawi in particular. We have seen the USA exhibiting some banana republic properties with people rioting and disturbing congressional proceedings at the US Capitol. Dr Dre is in ICU and people have thrown shade at the Weekend for his plastic surgery which he apparently did for a video shoot. Back home, we have seen a rise in the cases of Covid-19 and in the midst of that others have been getting backlashes for going to put artificial turfs on their bald heads. We did not anticipate all this but here we are. So much for the first 8 days of the year.
I must say that it was a bit of a struggle to settle on
something to write for the day. On the other hand, I thought that it would be
better for me to start the day with writing the article which seems to be the
simplest task for the day. After this, I can go on to the tougher ones like
seeing patients (save that I don’t do this anymore), coding and writing things
that bring bread to the table. In this new year, we need to normalize planning
our tasks for the day and strategizing on how best to complete them. It may
sound nerdy, but it is the good way to live. How are those resolutions going,
by the way? I did say that 2021 was going to be our year, right? Well. I
realized that I forgot to add one statement to that. 2021 is going to be our year
if we work hard, work smart and play it safe. Let me explain.
While I wrote an article full of weak arguments and
optimism, I have realized that this is not the sort of year that will work out
on its own. If 2020 required hard work, then I think 2021 will require us to
work harder because the conditions are pretty much similar if not worse. I
could say the same with smart work because the things that were troubling us
last year are the same. Well. Pretty much. You know where I am going with this,
don’t you? Some of you do. Last year we had trouble with Covid-19. At least
some of us did. When the Kung-flu, as the outgoing leader of the free world
calls it, came, businesses were disrupted and offices were closed. That was bad
for many people save for a group of people called civil servants, some of whom
continued to get paid for 5 months of no work. Not that I hate them for it, but
there are some who lost jobs due to the Chinese virus. Again, that is what
Donald Trump calls it. This year we have been hit by the second wave of the
virus, which we are told has new proteins that make it stronger than the
Kung-flu. Let’s call it the UK virus. If you have seen the new statistics, one
can almost say that Joe Gwaladi spoke too soon when he dropped the line “koronavairasi
wabwera ndi phuma” (the coronavirus has come in a rush) in his Mikozi
Studio performance (you should be watching these things, by the way). The new
strain is the one that is in a rush and thriving in its face is going to
require everyone to work hard and smart. If you have not drafted a plan for the
year, now is the time to break out the pen and pad; but wait! Don’t rush it.
Give it much of a thought before finally coming with the complete plan. And be
flexible about it anyway, because this year will be unpredictable.
Rather related to the points on working hard and working
smart is the point of playing it safe. I am again talking about the virus.
Well. At least primarily. With the new virus in circulation, I think we have no
option but to stay safe by using the basic preventive measures for Covid-19.
The fact that we had a low mortality and that the numbers of new cases were
steadily dropping made us all complacent with the preventive measures. In the
face of the rising numbers of cases (which are most likely infected with the
new strain); however, we must be a bit more cautious in our dealings. It is
time to get that mask back on and continue to wash them hands. If possible, we
must avoid unnecessary gatherings in a bid to protect ourselves and those around
us.
I have heard a few narratives about the coronavirus pandemic
that have made me worried that what may ruin things for this country is that we
have another outbreak which has led to the increase in the number of covidiots.
According to the Urban Dictionary (which is a useful tool), a covidiot is a
person who for some reason ignores the warnings regarding public health or
safety. In the western context, it also referred to people who were hoarding
goods. I was watching a clip of a local political rally where one influential
politician went on the podium to declare that the gaffment was cooking up
figures and there was no Covid-19 in Malawi. According to her (it was sadly a
woman and I know women as smart people), the regime then was pushing up the numbers
to block the election. Some of you said that while the infections were indeed
there, we were going to sort out our government before we begin dealing with
the disease. Luckily, that didn’t turn out to be too bad for you but we cannot
continue with the habit of blue-ticking the Rona. This whole thing of saying
malaria kills more people than Covid-19 or Covid-20 or whatever we should call
this new one is not wise. Malaria may kill more people, but at the end of the
day it is not like people are not doing anything about it. We are. With the
evolution of the virus, we may not know what will happen should we get infected
now or later. The virus may have unforeseen long-term health effects and may
tend to be more fatal. And who told you that it is about you, anyway? You may
contain it well and be asymptomatic only to transmit it to a loved one with a
somehow weak immune system. Let us prevent the virus whenever we can. It is a
social responsibility because sickness, whether our own or for a loved one is
very costly.
I did mention that the conditions for 2021 are the same or
worse, right? I could have mentioned other things related to Covid-19 but I
would rather switch my attention to politicians and governing systems. I can
feel someone begin to hate me for this one, but someone has to say these
things. When we opted for regime change, we thought of instant changes but from
the way things are going, I do not think that 1 million jobs will be created
within the 1-year timeline. Not with the authorities bringing people from
retirement when there are youths who are capable; and NO! Do not give me that
experience hibber jabber. Clearing the rubble? Well. We will see about that but
I can see that the rubble is still there from where I am standing. I am
standing in Naperi, by the way. To cut a long story short, we may be dealing
with different faces and regalia, but I am pretty sure that we are dealing with
the same breed of politicians. For some, it may mean that conditions will be
better depending on affiliation but for non-partisan humans and others from the
opposite camps, things will either be the same or worse. That, dear reader is
why you must work harder or smarter in 2021.
I will lay the pen off with the tiyeni virus. I am
pretty sure that most of my dear readers know about this tiyeni thing
which was all over social media. Those of us who have done this, tiyeni
(let us go). If you look at most of those posts, the issues were useless. If
2021 is to be your year, you need to change your tiyeni habits. If you
cannot quit tiyeni, altogether, then make sure that that the things you
do tiyeni about are worth the going. Tiyeni for 2021 should be
about career opportunities, reading positive books, discussing business ideas,
health and fitness and all those good things. If your tiyenis will still
be about fashion, photo shoots, booze, ku Jazz or band ya ku Scallas,
then I am afraid you may have a nice year but not a good year. Anyway, these
fun places will be closed so you have no option but to redirect your tiyeni
energy to something a little more useful, if you are still on this thing.
So… What was all this yammering about? All I was saying is
that while I talked about 2021 being our year, you will need to work for it. To
work for it, you need a plan, good health and you need to redirect your energy
towards positive things. You are allowed to do a stupid thing or two but it
should not be a habit. That is what I was on about. And by the way… Can we stop
typing convid or corvid? I think this disease has been around for long enough
for us to be messing up the spelling. And maybe this whole thing of misspelling
it is the reason the virus is mutating. We had the Chinese Covid-19, and now we
have the UK Convid-19. If we continue with this madness then we may get some
Ugandan Corvid-19. Just stop it. Ok? You will make it tough for the people who
make vaccines.
Komanso kumabweza ngongole. Ah! Ah!
Happy Friday!
Can we go back to 2019.siziribho dzinthuzi
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DeleteNice year v good year...the Tiyeni virus...Shaaa!
ReplyDeleteCrucial issues discussed here. This was a good read ankolo. Indeed ma status mbwee ma social media mu sizitipindulira. And this new "Sheriff", a brother to Kung-Flu, is real. I just lost someone I once worked with. The presentation was rather subtle. It started with general body weakness but otherwise he was pretty much well pa Chimalawi. Amidst all this he took a week off for Christmas so he travelled to the village. When he came back, SOB kicked in and he breathed his last the following morning. He had submitted a sample for COVID-19 test and sadly it came back Positive after his demise. Let us all do our part
ReplyDeleteOn kusabweza ngongole, ma guy taonjeza. So someone I know called me early Dec 2020 while he was on his way to Zambia. He was going to sit for exams but he had not paid up the fees in full. Apparently the University communicated that all students with balances would not be allowed to take the exam. That's how I ended up being his option. Softened by his situation, I sent the nigga 200Gs and he promised to pay back on 20th Dec. I guess we are yet to hit December 20, because the guy is now silent. Muzaona polekera.
What a first 8 days indeed, the virus seems to be on steroids. (Well, a number of things seem to be, including maluzi, in Lilongwe at least. How quickly traffic jams have disappeared already, and long queues in Chipiku and Sana all but forgotten, is quite amazing!)
ReplyDeleteI doubt things will get much better, people never learn. If the authorities will not figure out a way to enforce covid-19 preventive measures, and this evil twin decides to be serious about its business, mbola basi. Because a Malawian will not stay home or play safe at the open marketplace, for several reasons, others good, and others just dumb.
Aluta continua. The survivors (the majority it seems) will mourn, and then carry on basi.
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ReplyDeleteGood read Doc,It seems the virus will stay for a while one only needs to be careful and follow the preventive measures on a personal level,others still think the virus is a joke,strange thinking I must say
ReplyDeleteIt's high time Rich Online consider adding a like button for late readers like us.Late comments have no soup kkkkkkk...nice write up..
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